Friend 1: There's this new song by those pepper guys but I don't remember it but they sing about...
Me: Red Hot Chili Peppers? California??
F1: yes that's it
Me: and please never call them the pepper guys, I know you're FROM here but still...
F1: don't act like you're not from here, you were born here.
Me: Yes but I GREW up and became aware of my greatness... in California. ;-)
F1: *rolls eyes*
Friend 2: So Leonard have you got your new car yet?
Me: You mean my used but new to me car that is taking me back to California? No, not yet. Maybe this weekend.
F2: Ok.
Friend 3: I like your Mickey's (the beer not the mouse)shirt, it's cute and fits you good...where'd you get it?
Me: California
F3: I mean, which store.
Me: Does it matter? It's in California, I assure you, you do not have that store here.
F1: If you say California one more time tonight, I'm going to cut you.
Me: Sacramento.
F1, F2, F3: *sigh*
Ok so maybe I bring it up a bit but hey, I'm excited!! Although, y'all know when I get there I'll hate it and complain about the people and the smog and the prices and the basic grunginess of living in a huge city again...but I'm sure I'll adjust.
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